6/14/08: McCain Is Everywhere


echostation:
...power converters.

jack_routers:
"Why do I have to scrub Veruca Salt out of the chute, Lord Vader?"

echostation:
"It got weird last night, didn't it?"

HanoverF:
"I told you sticking your foot in the door wouldn't work, R2."

*Bleep Bleep Blort*

(Translation-"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!")


Jazzsoda:
"I do say, R2, did Jabba seriously need a garage door this big? I can barely even see the basketball hoop up there."

*twirt-boop-doodly-beep*

"Oh, you know I could still dunk, don't you start with your trash talk."


Reynard:
McCain '08: GRONK GRONNNNNK!

CrabofDoom:
"Good-day-sir-or-madame-do-you-know-that-the-Force-has-a-won-der-ful-plan-for-your-life..."

MonsterGoGo:
"You didn't tell me Grandma was coming over..."
"Just don't mention her throat tube this time."
"How can I not--HI GRANDMA!"
"Jube-jah bah-mee."
"Yes, smooches."
"Bee-jah gah."
"Yes, I plan on going back to college..."

Meldrick:
It's good that you aren't prejudiced, but this is what your kids are going to look like Miss Piggy.

TravisBickle:
Threepio was sick of people checking their reflection in the back of his head. Just like Artoo was sick of being a rolling wastebasket. Is it any wonder these two crazy kids hooked up?

jack_routers:
Guulak! In the name of slargh! Before you hrak my narf!

Jazzsoda:
"What is your business here?"

*BZZZZZZZZ*

"I said, state your business!"

*BZZZZZZZZ*

"Impudent scum- FINE! Does anyone here speak Norelcoan?"


AgentQ:
"Who are you?" "CROAK I'M CROAK BLEARGH WAIT HANG ON." *removes helmet* "CROAK I'M SHIT JUST A SEC ." *removes vocal disguise* "CROAK I'M-" *hacking cough* *hoarse* "I'm the one who COUGH COUGH HACK loves you." "Luke?"

Zoogicub:
"Sir, have you signed Sherry's birthday card yet?"

"Ooo blaga ra motaga."

"Well, I suppose eating her is one way of getting out of it."


Jazzsoda:
Jabba's hilarious McCain impression slays them every time.

Seltaeb:
"Hello, tech support? I broke the cupholder on my R2 unit..."

TravisBickle:
Just had time to think, "Oooh, minty!" before he died.

Seltaeb:
"Everything looks citrus-y."

Soozcat:
"To the store you will go for me."

"Certainly, Master Yoda. Anything you require."

"A big honking bottle of Jose Cuervo I require. Suck it does in a swamp to live."


Jazzsoda:
"Too old to finish sentence, am I."

"But I just saw you like two months ago."

"Too old!"

"Fine, whatever. What did you want to tell me?"

"Now, not. On is Andy Rooney."


Seltaeb:
"And to think I won you at a county fair seven years ago!"

TravisBickle:
"You lied to me about my father?"

"Look, you wouldn't have liked him anyway."

"But you said he was a friend."

"I also said you were brave when dealing with the Sand People. Old guys lie, okay?"


MonsterGoGo:
In the future, you'll still have to worry about all the hobos in the woods. Space hobos. With...cardboard alloy spacesuits.

Crabofdoom:
"What? It's as much as I'm doing this year. I'm just not in the Christmas-y mood, okay?"

AgentQ:
*3,000 geeks go into immediate fits of apoplectic rage*

*everyone else giggles and points at impotently raging geeks*


TravisBickle:
"Hey, we need a plan."

"But, we just went through the whole thing."

"Hey, we need a plan."

"Okay, no more entrusting complex things to the fish."


Jazzsoda:
Every time Luke comes over, there's another fire raging from Yoda plugging all his appliances into the same outlet, and there's a grilled cheese sandwich in the VCR.

Reynard:
"RAAANNNNGH!" "Oh yes! Yes, of course I noticed you had your hair done! Yeah um...I like the...highlights?" "GRAAAA!!" *runs back into Falcon sobbing*

Meldrick:
Whoopie Goldberg never looked more the same as ususal.

JediClone:
"Yub yub!"

BLAS translation: "She want to play eet zee lover's chase. Eet ees the leetle girl in her. C'est l'amour."


MonsterGoGo:
"Quick, staring contest--GO!"

*Han's eyes melt*


HanoverF:
"Mine won't start!"

"Kick it, it's a kick start."

"What does it look like I'm doing?!"

"You can see out of your helmet?"


Reynard:
*strains to think of which characters in this movie are NOT John McCain*

echostation:
"Bedpan Helmet, standing by..."

HanoverF:
Ruxpin: First Blood

Agent_Moldy:
Wait, I never knew Abe Vigoda was in this movie.

Meldrick:
<Inserts coins>

<Head starts spinning in washer>


CrabofDoom:
"What the...?!" "Movie sign??" "Shit! Not now!"

AgentQ:
"Yes! Your hate has made you powerful!" *advances on walker* "Strike him do-" *walker goes out from under him* *Emperor tumbles down steps* *falls flailing and screaming into pit* *Luke and Darth stunned*

TravisBickle:
"Hey, I'm good again. ME! ME! ME! IT'S NOT FAIR! I NEVER GET MY WAY! WAAAH!"

"Wow, I liked you better evil."

"Yeah, everyone did."


AgentQ:
"Go... leave me..." *deafening clamor as all the king's horses and all the king's men pour into room*

JediClone:
"Remove my helmet, my son. Let me breathe dramatically with my own lips..."

<elaborate de-helmeting sequence>

"Kooh... Paarrr... Wow. That really is lame."

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