 imtheeviltwin: still old dead guy |  HanoverF: "Fat Elvis!" "Skinny Elvis!" "FAT ELVIS!" "SKINNY ELVIS!" "Wayne Newton!" *viciously gunned down* |  E_B_A: "You've just crucified the king of the Jews... now it's time to get a healthy workout!"  Reynard: All the way from "Politely Worded Letter to the Editor" to "Heads on Pikes"  Occupant: Although, chances are, your son will end up a little messed up.  HanoverF: "Safety first everyone, seatbelts." "huh?" *flys off into wall*  AgentQ: Is the bread complimentary?  E_B_A: *REVS UP THERMOS*  GizM: So they show a blonde using it. Awesome.  Jazzsoda: Pssh, you think just because you underline the offer with a sexy leg I'm going to- *realizes hand has been dialing number without brain's cooperation* DAMMIT!  HanoverF: Finish Her!  Reynard: "Watch out Brenda, that's the unlucky exercise!" "What? That's ridicul-." *cord retracts, flinging her into the wall*  AgentQ: *chair swivels toward upper left of screen* *woman presses trigger button* *lasers blast apart enemy exerciser*  E_B_A: Looks like the lady in the background discovered the Van de Graaff generator setting...  GizM: "Black band: 4 days without flying into a wall." Reynard: "Anyone know where I can register these GUNS?" "Wow, impressive." "Yeah, they needed to check my background before they gave me these GUNS." "Uh...huh." "You'll have to pry these GUNS from my cold, dead shoulders."  CrabofDoom: Thereby rendering it useless to the people who could use it the most.  KIPPAGE: You will get our bill on Monday ...  AgentQ: The donut on the left was an early role for Richard Belzer.  Jazzsoda: "Uhm, it kind of bothers me that I can see the box behind you through your guys' mouths." "Those are our donut holes." "Yeah, but how do you eat? Isn't that frustrating?" "*long pause* Incredibly."  AgentQ: Even in his youth, Flavor Flav stood out.  Occupant: Is it true that dogs always land on their feet? I don't know. Let's check it out. *they throw dog off Hoover Dam* You know . . . I think that was cats. You might be right about that. Wanna get lunch?  Meldrick: Much like the Green Hornet, all the heavy lifting and fighting is done by the dog's kangaroo cheuffeur.  KIPPAGE: "Word ..!!!"  AgentQ: Huh. I never wondered what a head-on shot of Pac-Man devouring a power pellet would look like, but there it is, before the 8:00.  GizM: With the Dick Cheney option!  AgentQ: "He-Man, your days of heroism are at an end OH MY GOD IT IS A GIANT! Ow! Ow! Ow stop-" *flips through faces rapidly* "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" TravisBickle: Just adjust the dial to see the many phases of John McCain's temper. Oooh, someone just criticized his immigration policy.  AgentQ: "He's TWICE the man you'll ever be! It's even in his name! He-... Man! TWICE! You FUCKING suck and I'll NEVER respect you!" In other room: "Mom! She-Ra is TWICE the woman you'll ever be! It's not in her name, but..."  HanoverF: "Dad, we're bored of playing He-Man. Can we get earrings?" |
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