 WB: Nagging. So get off it already. |  GuloGulo: Must be a typo. I'm sure they meant Greases. |  WB: Vespas have reverse now?  Jazzsoda: "Wow, this is a lot better than just putting my legs up on the couch!" "Really?" "No. Asshole."  AgentQ: Robot baby delivery is the way of the future! "Um, that's a man, though-" When the women take over, the men will have the babies! "You're an idiot." You're an idiot first! So, who's the idiot NOW?  GuloGulo: Refurbished Angiogram Concomitant Bathwater  CrabofDoom: ♪ Now thele's not even bleathing loom... between pressure and pain... ♪  keogh: While you're down here, there's no back pain. So. So there's that.  Agent_Moldy: "Tell 'em Ponch sent ya!" "I did. They charged me extra."  InsideOutMan: Not living up to their title of Non Retarded Property Investment  WB: *ties knot in cherry stem*  AgentQ: "Heya, throw me a brewski there, will ya?"
*beercan hits him in the head*
 Reynard: "Take advantage of TODAY'S real estate market! Didja get that rebate check yet? Buy a condo with it! Heck, we'll throw in another one for the kids! Pleeeeease! Oh FUCK IT." *ties boat anchor to leg, jumps in lake*  E_B_A: This infomercial shoot would have been so much better if Bella Vista wasn't located down-wind from the paper factory that's powered by burning corpses and farts.  Zonk: It's growing like an octagenarian's prostate!! ™ Agent_Moldy: Well, if the residents would stop gettin' it on with their sister-mothers, that would help.  Soozcat: *mostly because they just built a new prison  Reynard: *Wal-Mart employees suddenly escape from the warehouse* *sirens howl* *hounds released*  E_B_A: ...ransvestite.  Soozcat: *attempts to flex pecs* *pops a gasket* *floods lagoon with pee*  Zonk: Tsunamis in the Bizarro World that deposit resurrected drowning victims back onto the beach!! Wow, I need my meds...  Occupant: Anna Nicole's ghost wanders Death Valley on an eternal search for the beach. It's not pennance . . . even in death, she's just really dumb.  JediClone: OK, which one of you requested the Sex And The City movie?  Reynard: "*sniff* Heyyy, is that Lifewave you're wearing?" "Why yes, yes it is." *they start making out*  Zonk: Why do pharmacists always look so damn happy?  Agent_Moldy: ♪ One... singular point after... every little kick I make... ♪  Occupant: I Can't Believe It's Not Weaponized Anthrax! Now in refreshing citrus!  CrabofDoom: *quick blast of Mariachi music* *woman's gaze cuts quickly to reflection* *Juan Valdez long gone*  Reynard: Think of what you had with each other. Or yeah, just go ahead and don't call. Just run along to the next pretty infomercial. You bastard. You BASTARD.  TravisBickle: "I think the 'young' part might be a little cliche." "What does that mean?" "Well, it just-" "WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT! We'll do it live!" "Now, just calm down-" "Fucking thing SUCKS!"  gizM: "Not tonight, I have a headache." *presses 'reset' "Not tonight--" *reset "Not ton--" *holds down reset button "Pound me in the ass, you crazy stallion."  Jazzsoda: *had freakish second belly button plugged by a disreputable Tijuana plastic surgeon* *lint starting to come out of his ears*  CrabofDoom: "Nothing's impossible for... ♪ThreeBreastMAAAAN!♪ JediClone: *Mountain inhales, loses conciousness*  AgentQ: "Dude, I literally shit myself." -Your buddy Ted  E_B_A: *APPLIES GENEROUS QUANTITIES OF ADVERTISED FACE CREAM* "Now I'm pretty enough to go find MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSsss..."  E_B_A: The Cookie Crook is stopped by Saddam Hussein? Man... it was a strange world we lived in back in the '80s.  Agent_Moldy: "Oh yeah, 'Officer'. Carry me like a kitten. You know how hot that gets me."  Zonk: "Check out my new ass tattoo."  E_B_A: "I love you!" "And I love you as well!" *THEY KISS* *BOTH FALL DEAD FROM HORN JAMMED DIRECTLY INTO BRAIN*  JoeAnthrax: "Your father was a Go-Bot, and your mother smelt of elderberries!!!"  TravisBickle: Woke up this morning with a human head in bed next to her.  Reynard: "I love you, Sparkle-oh no, it's the Cockblock Dragon!" "Hey kiddies! Mind if I cut in?"  Jazzsoda: Yeah, well what if I love a bowl full of Jolly Ranchers with milk on 'em? *turns around, it's on the shelf between Ore-O's cereal and Cheesecake Crisp* Fuck. Never mind.  Soozcat: I like the part when Noah decides to let the Martians drown. Take that, frickin Martians!  Seltaeb: You can choose between black or fat transvestites? E_B_A: *FLIP* "It's gettin'! It's gettin'! It's kinda hec-" *FLIP*  Seltaeb: A game based on the dumping of E.T. cartridges in a desert landfill? Jazzsoda: "What are we supposed to be doing?" "I dunno, I lost the booklet for this one." "Am I that big hamburger?" "I dunno, try pooping a pickle on that little guy." "I think you're that little guy." "No way, I'm the stars."  Reynard: "No really, check it out, I'm all three Chipmunks at once!" *little brother begins sidling away*  Agent_Moldy: This game is now in a safe place. Being guarded by top men. TOP. MEN. |
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