 AgentQ: "Now Billy, this won't hurt a bit." *jabs needle into tongue* "WAAAAAAH!" "Now Billy, I hope you learned an important lesson today, and that's to never trust doctors. I just gave you hepatitis. Tell your mom." |  MonsterGoGo: The Better Business Bureau: Informing you about scam artists through Pig Latin ever since the Republicans got a hold of us. We're the Rogue Squadron of Capitalism--"Pew-Pew!" That was a laser gun. |  keogh: "Lower. Mmm. Low-urrr!"  UnReality: "I can see my house from here!"  Soozcat: GAF SEASON! ELK SEASON!! GAF SEASON!!! ELK SEASON!!!!  UnReality: I'd like to burst her housing market bubble!  Soozcat: It might seem like a good idea, but tiling your roof with mini-monoliths... remember what happened to Jupiter, people?  Reynard: "I found lipstick on your fiberglass! Care to explain?" "Okay Mona, you caught me, I've been seeing a new roofer! She's the only one who can patch the holes in my life!" Next on Roofs Of Our Lives  Generik: "Some of you may know the term GAFELK by another, more familiar phrase... you've all heard of GMILFs, right? ...Right?"  MonsterGoGo: "Every boy needs himself a Starter Stripper." "Gee, thanks Dad!" "It's like training wheels for herpes." "Wheres your fucking toilet, I just blew a meth head and its coming back on me." "Haha, first right down the hall."  CrabofDoom: "Oh, my man done lef' me..." *WAA-WAAAH WAA-WAAAH* "He been avoidin' my roof..." *WAA-WAAAH WAA-WAAAH*  echostation: *wipes booger on edge of screengrab*  AgentQ: "Hey, is that a penny down therAAAGGH BOOK IN MY EYE BOOK IN MY EYE!"  JediClone: OW! Pepper cut!  HanoverF: Also, apparently, your hamster.  UnReality: Sonic Blade...that's that video game about the vampire-hunting hedgehog, right? shanky: Easily slices off Gene Simmons' tongue.  AgentQ: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall of celery!" "Uh, sure, why not." "Mr. Gorbachev! You have a woman's hands!" "Mr. Reagan, I hate you so." "Whatever, Spot!" "Hey!" "Nyah-nyah!" *Reagan does goofy little dance*  Soozcat: Coasts thru Cartilage! Saws Spleens Asunder! *infomercial fires Ed Gein*  HanoverF: "Greetings Earthling, I come from a planet lightyears from your own to bring you the secrets of faster than light travel and- what are you doing with that silvery tined instrument, stay away from my sex organs! Nooooo!"  echostation: The Norelco Pinapple Shaver!  Soozcat: *Resultant object may not legally be called an "orange" in several states  echostation: "Mmmm, Knife Sandwich! Thanks, Mom!"  keogh: ...and some anonymous stoner's afro pick!  E_B_A: Wow... according to the cut-away in the computer model, Mr. Roger's home was actually insulated with the bodies of many a small child.  MonsterGoGo: "All right. Looks like this room is four feet." "Four fee..shouldn't we measure the whole room? Maybe--" "Listen lady!I got four fucking feet of measuring tape and three feet of patience, so let's just try and get along!  E_B_A: "E_B_A's rambling about this Goatse website again... I guess I better see what he's talking about... first, another bite of these delicious raspberry tarts. They're so great! NOTHING could make me dislike them, ever..."  E_B_A: Woah! A five dollar hot tub will rule! *ENDS UP WITH A DIXIE CUP FULL OF SPRITE AND MICROWAVE INSTRUCTIONS*  HanoverF: "Fill it with water?! And ruin the resale value?
Women."  AgentQ: Note: Due to problems at the manufacturing plant, some ThermaSpas may be filled with piranhas. |
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