2/2/08: Robocop is Dead, Long Live Robocop


MonsterGoGo:
Suddenly, at Jenga Headquarters, somebody had to sneeze.

Jazzsoda:
My RC Carl didn't win too many races against the other neighborhood kids' RC cars, but since I could use it to buy booze I didn't mind too much mom misreading my Christmas list.

AgentQ:
"Would you do me the honor-" "What is that? Plastic?" "Honey, the ring was all I could afford. I had to get the cheapest-" "I could see what the ring looked like before you even opened it! This is stupid! You're stupid!"

Shanky:
N

MonsterGoGo:
It was a hard job collecting mail and putting it in the microwave, but Dale really hoped someday somebody might start paying him to do it.

HanoverF:
Minnesota: Now with cheese baked into the crust!

CrabofDoom:
Conrad Poohs

and his

Digital Teeth


AgentQ:
Flour?

Oh, I get it, they're pastry chefs.

Also, I hate you and I hate your rebus games.


GizM:
"Leave Robocop Alone!"

JoeCrow:
Maybe the brain transplant would have been better without the muffler from a 65 Corvair

MonsterGoGo:
They won't vote for Rudy Giuliani, but maybe ROBO-RUDY. Note: Robo-Rudy still has a silly lisp.

AgentQ:
"RoboBear, what are your prime directives?" "1: Amuse the children. 2: Be soft and snuggly. 3: Do not turn into an evil scary bear that murders people."

Directive 4 is secret.

It counteracts directive 3.


AgentQ:
"Robo! Are you all right?" "No, Lewis. I was walking down the street and I slipped on a banana peel. Due to design flaws I was unable to right myself. Then some kids laughed at me, popped open my thigh and took my gun."

Jazzsoda:
"So anyway, I told the bitch she could-OW! MY FUCKING NUTS! Who put this thing here? ...Abner Farnswallow? If you weren't dead already I'd kill your ass, motherfucker."

Shanky:
She's so cute when she's sleeping and not killing anybody.

Reynard:
"You cannot run, criminal scum, you're under- *helmet slips* rrsst. Mmmmit!"

JediClone:
Robocop's idea of a 'major award' is... different... than most people's.

Shanky:
Lunchbox will explode in...

HanoverF:
I know it's Superbowl Sunday, but that's no excuse to drool hotwing sauce everywhere.

Reynard:
There, good as new! *head falls off* Dammit dammit dammit, need more electrical tape...man I hope her parents don't come home early...

AgentQ:
Hey, remember that time when Andy Dick sneezed out a tub of popcorn?

What do you mean, "no"?


HanoverF:
Rutger Hauer sings your child's favorite nursery rhymes.

My brain just spasmed a little thinking about that.


Reynard:
Everyone involved had high hopes for this series. Except the prop guys, for some reason.

MonsterGoGo:
And Robocop would look up to see the billboard for robot eyeballs, and know it was a sign that somewhere robot God was looking over him

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