 E_B_A: On the set of every Kool Aid commercial, a brick layer weeps softly. |  Agent_Moldy: Tad was truly the envy of all the disco roller dorks at Foot Locker. |  MonsterGoGo: "OH YEAH!" *Kool-Aid Man sees Macho Man Randy Savage on the horizon, ready to take him and his catchphrase stealing ass out* "OH NO!"  Reynard: *drywall, boards, glass shards and Kool-Aid scatter everywhere* "Cut! Er...take five, everyone."  Occupant: Okay, boys, which one of you is gonna come back to my place and be the catcher?  Seltaeb: "Check it out, dude. The paint's totally gone, but I totally passed it through my system!"  Jazzsoda: Much like a real snake, when you blow hard into the asshole, the tongue wazzles out like a party favor.  Agent_Moldy: It's all fun and games until your car has to pass through Jon Voight.  Occupant: Wow! That was a thrilling one and three-quarter seconds!  Jazzsoda: The Hot Wheels Snake-Headed Car Barfer was soon renamed the Cobra Stunt Set due to it being hard to fit so many words on the box in that intricate snakes-make-up-the-letters font.  AgentQ: Looks more like Penn.  Reynard: Cap'm sez: "Don't spend 'em all at one table. Or do, like I give a fuck."  Jazzsoda: Much like the geese that laid the golden egg, the pig that grew packets of $1000 bills instead of hair got the feeling people were just pretending to listen to his opinions on art and fine dining.  Reynard: Can't sleep, prolapsed rectum with a pompadour will eat me, can't sleep, prolapsed rectum with a pompadour will eat me, can't sleep, prolapsed rectum with a pompadour will eat me, can't sleep...  Jazzsoda: In the late 80's it was considered cool to drive around with your convertible top half-way up since it completely fucked up your gas mileage and you were obviously too rich and cool to worry about such things.  AgentQ: BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Is a cap really necessary? Fine. Wow, Vanilla's got flaps like a flying squirrel! Are we done here? Good. BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  Reynard: "I got the freshest rhymes that you ever did heard, yo show me the way to the early bird...special, yo. Coral Gables in the house. Word to your grandsons. Tell 'em to call more often." Jazzsoda: Aw Christ, this Vanilla Dynamite is the worst rip-off yet! "Is not! He says 'I caught you this delicious bass' and I say 'I caught you this delicious ding-dinga bass!' It's totally different, gosh!"  Reynard: Swedish translation: "Sometimes I feel like The Power is really my prison." *long pause* "It is all of our prison."  AgentQ: "I used to have a neck. Then I got really into ramming. People told me I shouldn't ram so much. That it might have physiological and psychological consequences. Did I listen? Odelay."  Generik: When visiting the Grand Tetons, be sure to ask for Babs.  HanoverF: "Stop laughing! Screw you guys, I'm taking my tetherball and going home!" *Tetherball still tethered, everyone laughs louder*  Seltaeb: He-Man's long, drawn-out battle with Cellophane Man was eventually brought to an end when a stiff wind kicked in.  Reynard: ^_^ |
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