 Jazzsoda: Sometimes you do see the cannonball with your name on it, but they usually spell your name wrong. Good luck complaining before it hits you. |  E_B_A: I still say reading an eye chart isn't much of a demonstration of his Kung-Fu. |  HanoverF: "If you can snatch this recorder out of my hand- *snatch* then we move on to the kazo- *snatch* I'm coming back with my bagpipe next you snatchy motherfucker!"  UnReality: "The Good Humor rickshaw is here!" GizM: "Hey! Get outta my dojo! Damn kids."  Reynard: Aw man, they're closing Cheers World. Well, maybe I can score that papier-mâché Cliff Claven head for my den.  Reynard: You do see the cannonball with your face on it. This is not a blessing.  Occupant: LUN! It's Losie O'Donner! She'rr swarrow us whore!!!  Agent_Moldy: McDonald's hot apple pies -- now with more weasel grease!  Agent_Moldy: ♪Put your head on my coaaaat hoooook...jab it in your ear, baby... Owww-oww-oww-owwww...♩  Seltaeb: The Gang Of Primary Colors wanders into Neutral Territory. AgentQ: The floaties may have aided Jun Leet-So in the pool, but he was still completely helpless on dry land.  MonsterGoGo: I barely understood Chinese Checkers but...Chinese Darts? They're just throwing blunt objects at poor people. Well, I'm willing to learn. AgentQ: #&@$^#*@ Honestly! I have enough air fresheners for everybody? Spoobydooble!  Reynard: Ohhh *snort* nobody... Seltaeb: Neil Young-san  CaveDweller: Time to play America's (and Japan's) fovorite new game show... *NAME THAT SMELL* *Sniff* "Paris Hilton?"  AgentQ: "Mirk is frowing into the tub!" "What are you doing?" "Comicarry swapping my 'r's and my 'l's! They wele swapped light thele, too! It's hiralious!" "It's fucking stupid." "IT'S HIRALIOUS!"  Reynard: Hey, don't get on my ass for racist jokes. Look how this guy's playing the didgeridoo!  E_B_A: So Keith Richards had sex with a bear trap and this is the result? Jazzsoda: I find this claymation representation of Oprah to be horrendously racist and accurate.  CaveDweller: "Oops! Dropped my bowling ball!"  Generik: "I am different. Not only do I have a milk mustache, I also have milk eyebrows. And a yogurt propeller."  Reynard: Today on "Pimp My Bindi"...  E_B_A: "Werr these dilections ale no good. I mean, they abbleviated reft and light as 'L' and 'R.' Alound hele, that courd mean anything."  Agent_Moldy: Can you not hear it roar?  Reynard: Little Known Fact: When the great samurai weren't doing battle, they liked to do their little turn on the catwalk.  HanoverF: There's something seriously wrong with my box of chicken McNuggets  Generik: It's Shirts against Skins in a kung fu Bunny Hop to the DEATH!!  E_B_A: His first order to his Royal decorator was, "Find me the biggest painting of snakes being dry-humped by sheep you can find."  Seltaeb: My daddy used to a lot of "thinking" after work, too.  JediClone: ...OL IS IT?  Seltaeb: "Okay, now read the second to last line" "Um, dude at lectern, the British pound symbol, a stack of books under a hydraulic press." "Better one, or better two?" |
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