 GodoHell: "Mom! Tell Senator Kennedy to stop playing with my toys!" |  Seltaeb: Jim Henson's Micky Dolenz Babies. |  MonsterGoGo: The mini hummer: so your kid can be an asshole too  Agent_Moldy: "And another thing -- I don't like the 'apostrophe e-m'. As far as I'm concerned, your name is 'Dig Them'!"  E_B_A: "Thanks for the cereal! And for helping us out with biology class!" "Hey! I love helping kids with a nutritious breakfast and I don't mind... wait... what?" "Get the ether!"  Reynard: "Unfortunately, Mr. Dig'em, we expect our children to have eaten breakfast before they come to class." *flicks him into the trashcan*  Jazzsoda: He brought a jar of monkey to show and tell, and the kids are still bored? What do they usually get, war atrocities?  JoeCrow: What's red and green and goes 100 mph?  GizM: "Help me."  Reynard: Gives my butt vitamins and iron? Well...your MOM!  GizM: As always, the first sample's free.  Hippie: *Hippie erases additional squares* *leaves hopscotching child to starve ten feet from own kitchen*  E_B_A: And people deny that movies have a negative impact on our children. Do you realize how many reckless kids have died since TRON came out?  Reynard: "Reckon I like them French-fried snausages. Mmm-hmm."  AgentQ: No purchase necessary while supplies last? No wonder they went out of business.  E_B_A: "Lactitron! Cut it out!"  Reynard: Somebody get Divinebot's wig, she looks pissed. E_B_A: "So... does it suck being Caucasion Mr. T-Bot or what?" "Shut the hell up, fool..."  Reynard: *FROSTINGAPPLICATORBOT WANTS TO REVIEW THAT TOUCHDOWN*  E_B_A: So this one transforms into one of those birds that dips its head into water, bobs up for a few seconds, then dips its head into water again?  HanoverF: After Bumblebee "accidentally" got run through the car crusher everyone agreed it was mostly an improvement.  GodoHell: "Strictly AC, asshole. Strictly AC."  E_B_A: You know, it doesn't surprise me that Go-bots made a toy that transformed into a literal piece of shit. AgentQ: When asked to comment, the filmmakers felt that, by depicting the horrors of child abuse in this manner, they were helping the victims in their target audience to cope with it better.  AgentQ: "This? THIS is my weapon? The fuck am I supposed to do with this? Ram it up some Go-Bot's asshole? Because that's the only thing I can think of! And the problem is, as robots, we don't HAVE assholes! This is BULLSHIT!"  Hippie: Sends a subtle, educational safety message reminding kids to wear protective gear when transforming into a car and back.  Generik: He wasn't much for battling other robots or fighting crime or anything, but all the other robots sure appreciated Ice Cube Traybot when cocktail hour rolled around. |
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