 Generik: "Got this one stuck up the ass of some fool who couldn't figure out the damn form 1476 for the third time today, and, man, does it hurt!" |  Jazzsoda: "My name is Hugo Pain and I'm from Walking, Nebraska. I deliver model barns for a living. And this is my show." |  CrabofDoom: "Hi, I'm Walkie. Wanna get high?"  HanoverF: Maybe you wouldn't have these problems if you stop kicking your car and just take it into a mechanic.  Echo two: ... Katie Couric finally gets it!  HanoverF: Euthanasia has it's own infomercial?  CaveDweller: But not your 40-year old brother who sits in the basement and playing X-Box all day.  Reynard: It Came From The Audience *dramatic sting*  InsideOutMan: "Guys, check out my new 'Peripheral Pete'. He can fart, make sexist remarks, scratch his balls, and even fast forward to the good bits in Baywatch episodes!"  Generik: GETS CAUGHT IN: Mouth Co-workers Ass Escalators Crocs  echostation: Call now and get this bottle of Pepperoni-scented Taint Oil absolutely free!  Seltaeb: You never see the gigantic bottle of pills thrown at your head with your name on it...  Soozcat: Evil Credit Preferred  Agent_Moldy: Well, I don't have a bidet, so what do you suggest I do?  Seltaeb: His tits must be pretty hot if they're blocked out and her's arent.  JoeAnthrax: Hell, if Radio here can get approved, what's stopping you?  Agent_Moldy: They weren't sure which car they wanted, but when the ghost of Joan Cusack suggested they "Buyyyyy thiiiis vannnn...", they knew.  CrabofDoom: Alex Trebec did not take kindly to the dumbing-down of his show for modern audiences. "Hello, and welcome to Dipshits! Oops, I mean Jeopardy!"  CrabofDoom: A day in the life of Danny Heckler: "You'll love this car!... if you don't mind squealing brakes and replacing the leaked oil every other day- oh, christ, I've gotta shut myself up..."  Seltaeb: The show that puts out!  JoeAnthrax: ZUUL COMMANDS!!!  MonsterGoGo: Every time Timmy opens castle Greyskulls Mouth, dog shit falls out. It was dad's way of telling him theres dog shit in the yard. Timmy started hating surprises. And his dad.  Reynard: "The ash flow from St. Helens perfectly preserved Harry Truman's corpse! Isn't that neat?"  Jazzsoda: *opens Grayskull's mouth-door* *some other kid's severed hand flops out* *pause* *decides to go play with Barbies*  Occupant: What do we do now? Quick! Turn on the TV! The cartoon will show us how to play!  AgentQ: "Having hurled the trash from the tower, He-Man raises the trash can lid in victory!" "See, son? Isn't taking out the trash fun? Why don't you go do it for real?" Later: "Son, you threw the trash off the roof!"  Soozcat: Part of this nutritious breakfast.  Agent_Moldy: "Hey Mom? Why is my cereal whiny and effeminate?"  Occupant: With new fruit flavored infinities, your breakfast never ends! Occupant: Should... should my cereal look like the eyes of a capuchin monkey?  Jazzsoda: Wow, I didn't realize each C3P-0 was big enough to serve as a full breakfast. How many come in a box? Two?  MonsterGoGo: I've made space cereal! It's just like regular cereal but made of rocks. With space marshmallow...rocks!  Soozcat: My god, it's full of breakfast. |
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