 Agent_Moldy: So they turned Gene Simmons' tongue into a roller coaster, did they? I'll just be over here in the corner, curled up in the fetal position, dying quietly, thank you. |  teambanzai: You know I just don't think the Ace Frehley DARE commercials are as effective as we had hoped. |  CrabofDoom: ♪ I... wanna rollercoast all night... and skeeball every day! ♪  Seltaeb: This is what happens when you watch The Monkees opening credits on acid.  JoeAnthrax: But enough about the vaginas of KISS groupies... WB: I ....... WEN I GETS SEEPY! LOLZ!  Reynard: "Here, have half a breadstick."  HanoverF: "Sorry, but the sign's the boss, here's your severance pay."  Agent_Moldy: Wow, I knew Dark Helmet was ruthless, but storing the head of a Berenstain Bear in his walk-in freezer? That's harsh, man.  Jazzsoda: Ew. I could do without the animatronic Huey Lewis & the News. The animatronic fans are a nice, albeit necessary, touch, however.  GizM: Small Wonder: Rewired  teambanzai: Kilt? KKK? KIXX oh god don't let it be Kixx they blew.  Seltaeb: When the drummer's running late, a guy in the rafters simply drops a bucket of tennis balls on the drum kit.  Jazzsoda: *ZIP drive begins singing and dancing* "Hello my memory! Hello my accessory! Hello my outdated teeech!" "GUYS! COME QUICK AND SEE TH-" *ZIP drive just sits there* "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."  Reynard: The worst part of the Japan tour was all those Noh theater actors committing seppuku in front of Gene. Really threw him off his game.  GizM: Rejected names: Fuck Make Out in the Van Tongue on Tongue Awkward Pauses  teambanzai: Wondering why the spot on her face where Gene Simmons licked her is now itchy.  Reynard: *sweeps cape dramatically around him* *trips over corner of cape* *stumbles into curtains* *curtains fall over him* *staggers blindly into priceless fifteenth century oil painting* *falls on rake*  HanoverF: "You know, when you guys invited me backstage I didn't quite picture so much sitting around watching Mclaughlin group."  MonsterGoGo: *Gene lifts mannequinn into the air by its neck* *mannequinn flails limply, smacking Gene repeatedly in the face* *mannequinn wins*  Agent_Moldy: "Must get out of here!" *flips tongue out, wraps it around tree branch, swings to freedom*  JediClone: "You dudes seen any Hobbits around? My band'll play your campus for free if you tell me where they are."  teambanzai: WE... [K lights up] ARE... *ZZZZZZTTT* *POP* Shit.  Reynard: "Form of Dragon!" *BAMF* "Form of Tiger!" *BAMF* "Form of Lightning!" *BAMF* "Form of Star with Eye!" *BAMF* "...let's not bring Paul next time."  MonsterGoGo: "Look! See? Isn't that /awsome/!?" "You lined up lights of the same color." "Hellyeah!" "You realize seven counties are without power so you could do this." *air guitars in response*  Reynard: KISS and the Attack of Declining Relevancy  CrabofDoom: "I'll mark you down to 49 cents! Don't push me, man! I'm crazy enough to do it!!"  MonsterGoGo: Finally after 20 years of painstaking work, Ted had finally mapped out the entire world of Zelda. He waited for the praising crowds. He waited. Yep.  CrabofDoom: Japanese bootleg HIM poster. How bizarre.  MonsterGoGo: *pushes button on coffee vending machine* .... *pushes it again* .... *buys a mountain dew*  Jazzsoda: "Wait, hip-hop won't be invented for a few more years yet? Fuuuck me."  Seltaeb: The Beatles ascend down the staircase singing Your Mother Should Know, and are promptly sprayed with Gene's blood. Paul's rose is finally red.  Reynard: I like the notion of emerging from a giant Prisoner-style egg chair, but it does seem a bit incongruous with the rest of KISS's act. |
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