 HanoverF: How do you even pass a driving test if you need a map to find the trunk? |  JoeCrow: Angelina Jolie's underwear soup was a hit at the fair |  Occupant: I love you, Ellen Degeneris action figure!  CrabofDoom: BassLure Babe: "it" girl of American boys Kentucky and under.  Reynard: "Hee hee! You're so much better than my old mommy, Ms. The Bride!" "Please, just call me Bride." *tosses head of state trooper into the trunk* *VROOM*  CrabofDoom: "So, you shoot lazers from your eyes?" "That's X-Men, Mom." "You have human spinnerettes?" "Spider-Man." "Exploding Kotex?" "Danger Gi- oh, you just made that one up!"  JoeAnthrax: Hey, we know Kirstie Alley is a little overweight, but using her to represent Africa in the Rand McNally is just wrong...  GizM: "But you don't have to stay here."  JoeAnthrax: "Thelma And Luigi" tonight on YSMT...  echostation: "I really like you Claire, and I want to give you this necklace I made from the bootlaces of a railroad hobo as a sign of my affection."  Agent_Moldy: Don't Be Smelly,Vote Petrelli!  GuloGulo: "It also says I love boiled cabbage. I always thought I hated boiled cabbage!"  Agent_Moldy: "Glaucoma Girl! To the resc --" *BONK*  HanoverF: Hot Slut car rentals sure gets a lot of walk up customers  Reynard: "As soon as they bring the hors d'oeuvres back around, I'll kick your ass.  MonsterGoGo: "What!?" "I said we should've waited until the engines stopped to get off the plane!" "WHAT!?" "I SAID--*gets sucked up into engine* "SAY THAT AGAIN?"  Agent_Moldy: Random employee on Chuck Berry Airlines hooks up the video link to the passenger areas.  MonsterGoGo: *..vvvvvvvVVRRROOOOoooooommmm..* "Holy shit! Captain, we'll have to continue this later!" *cop puts light on head, chases after old woman*  JoeAnthrax: "In the event of an emergency, my bowtie can be used as a floatation device...or parachute...or propellor, Hell you decide!"  Reynard: Kolchak is this close to cracking his Wonder Woman case. *grabs girl, spins her around and around* *SMACK*  HanoverF: It's never good during a flight when the pilots start playing slug bug  Hippie: .oO(Okay, easy, stay calm... Christ, you're going to piss yourself! Take it easy. He's just another guy. "Sir, I'm a huge fan of your Spaghetti-O's!" No! Shit, I sound like a weirdo just saying it out of nowhere!)  JoeAnthrax: Matt Murdock, Daredevil pilot...  JediClone: o/' The Love Plane/ Soon hearts will take to the sky again/ The Love Plane/ Watch their romances go down in flames...  Reynard: "Yes, I killed a gondolier for this shirt." "Uh..." "For you."  Jazzsoda: Christ, the plane's been skidding on its side down the 405 freeway for six minutes straight and they're still more concerned with 13B's ravioli fart. That was one pungent, plane-downing stench.  MonsterGoGo: "Goddamit I dunno, I dunno anymore!" *rips off mustache and presses it on the other guy* "You're in charge now! This is all your fault!"  E_B_A: Real life Teletubbies are bitter, drunken creeps and the TV is on their forehead so you get to watch their 'Nam flashbacks in gritty, slow motion.  CrabofDoom: *runs into carnival spinning drum* *take five hours to cross ten feet to engine room*  E_B_A: "I've got it! By arranging the dreadlocks on Busta Rhymes' head like so we can fashion a crude radio and contact the mainland!" "It's just strange enough to work!" *FAILURE ENSUES*  CrabofDoom: *gung-ho shouting within* *door lowers* *gung-ho stampede to beach* *beach is still 800 miles away* *much gung-ho glubbing ensues*  Hippie: We shouldn't have gotten into that fight. We're going to be the joke of the costume party. My Charlie Brown costume got ruined and you look nothing like Snoopy! *If you'd shaved your head, we'd still-- *Dogs can't talk.  CrabofDoom: Captain America: more absent-minded than you'd think. "Where's my shiel- aw, shit! The urinal!"  HanoverF: How does that guy manage to stand under his own power? He's got muppet arm control sticks for legs  Hippie: Fortunately, the plane itself is a super-hero Transformer. But how to transform into his hero identity without revealing his alter ego? And, incidentally, crushing everyone on board?  E_B_A: "Using the kid as a battering ram was a brilliant idea!" "And we'll use that fat lady as a life raft!" "GENIUS!"  E_B_A: "A-2!" *SPLASH* "Incoming transmission, sir!" "Yes?" "It's the enemy. They say, B-7." "Dear god..." "Yes... they sunk our battleship." "NOOOOOOOOOOOooo!"  HanoverF: R2D2? Does the cavalcade of stars never cease?  Reynard: "Steve, where's your wetsuit?" "No need. I have a layer of insulating blubber." "I could have died happy without knowing that."  E_B_A: "Amazing! The enemy is all grey and silver and hairy..." "Simpson... you idiot." *MOVES TO THE LEFT* "Oh..."  Reynard: *directs helicopter with one hand, crosses fingers behind back with other* *CRASH*  QuietGiant: (fine print) By watching this movie you are hereby enlisted into the United Sates Navy... |
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