 HankeeDoodleF: The OOO Svelt Hotel, voted most gay by AAA 3 years running |  Jazzsoda: "I was stretching after a dinner of boiled cabbage and a long run when, SUDDENLY, the entire field of plants behind me died in unison! It was a GHOST WIND!" | PaulReyvere: On this week's Not Really Inspirational stories: "My lifelong dream has been to join the US soccer team, but it will take practice." *manipulates prosthetic leg with hands, "kicks" rock*  JediClone: We now continure with tonight's talke of the unknown: "Mystery Of The Lost Circuit Breaker"  Unreality: Did John Waters direct this?  LiveFreeOrDai: I hate how cartoons and video games think that just adding jewelry and lipstick makes a character female... PaulReyvere: "We began our investigation out here at the dirt tracks because we figured ghosts just wanna have fun, you know?" *Captain Lou Albano barrels by in an ATV*  Agent_Moldy: Do you see a face within this stained glass window? Scientologists say it's just a trick of light and thetans. Or whatever inane crap they babble on about.  HankeeDoodleF: "Quick announcement, don't eat the brown communion wafers. Rock on.  HankeeDoodleF: Earlybird fireworks specials start promptly at 4pm  JefgersonK: "Look, we have got to start calling each other before we leave our houses in the morning."  JediClone: Just what we need on a show about religeous mysteries: A Big Crock!  Jazzsoda: Wow, he kept the "ADIOS, DISSENTER" banner from when they revoked his gym membership for voting against women being able to work out topless?  HankeeDoodleF: German wolves always wear a telltale monocle.  UnReality: "My trenchcoat is dry-clean only, but I'm a wash-and-wear wolf."  JediClone: Buddy Holly: Werewolf... "Peggy Sue! How.... *snarl*... I... love ... *rip*... Peggy Su-su-sawoooooo...."  LiveFreeOrDai: "Well, here's the blow. All we need to find now is the huff and puff, and we're ready to go to trial..."  PaulReyvere: "Ohhh spirits of the steering column...reveal yourselves to-" *CRASH* *AIR BAG* "A prmmsmmph!"  Agent_Moldy: "It wasn't my cow, alright? That was like a hundred years ago! Get off my case, already!"  LiveFreeOrDai: Just when I thought Rod Stewart couldn't look any less sexy, he combed his hair...  Jazzsoda: "Do you liked to draw, doodle, sketch Ted Bundy on the tablecloth in fine restaurants and leave without paying the bill? Call now..." |
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