 Hippie: Rob Lowe excelled at playing a deaf man. It came from years of tuning out anything people said that wasn't about Rob Lowe. |  Reynard_T_Fox: Oh goodie, Wes Anderson's The Stand, where a virus wipes out the human race except for endearlingly quirky characters! |  Hippie: Sinise has a massive headache from trying out the new IMAX microfiche projectors.  Reynard_T_Fox: "Whaddya want, bub?" "For the last time, you're not Wolverine." "I'm the best at what I do. Snikt! *blinks* ErrrrrrrrgSNIKT! ERRRRRRGGG" "I'm leaving."  Dairai: "Leaving so soon? You Autobots are all alike." "Hey, I left you cab fare." "You are the cab!"  E_B_A: "Send reinforcements... I think Rocky's beginning to realize I'm not a real moose and the whole sting is blown..."  Hippie: The Young Johnny Cash Chronicles "What? No, I am busy. Thanks a lot, Willie. I just shot a man to watch him die and now I'm missing it because I'm answering your fucking call..."  Dairai: Eat shirts? Branching out from the underwear-only market, I suppose.  Reynard_T_Fox: Uh-oh, looks like Wayne Coyne and his inflatable bubble were caught over restricted airspace.  HanoverF: "Dude, I can't believe you had a police action and didn't invite me. I'm all about police actions. I thought we were compadres."  E_B_A: In typical Hollywood fashion, the live action "Zippy the Pinhead Movie" lacked the spirit of its origins.  TyranosaurisRex: .o(I knew I shouldn't have replied 'a whole lot of lumps' when Bugs Bunny asked me how much sugar I wanted in my tea.)  E_B_A: "Dammit, Flea! For the last time, you're not liquid metal!"  Hippie: The wonderful, "Wait, don't go." "Why?" "Um, I forgot what I was going to say. Never mind." scene was expertly trimmed down from a 130-page sequence in King's book.  E_B_A: "I wish I had Jesse's girl... instead of her panties... and this restraining order..."  Generik: "*HYUNNNHH!!*" Floyd the Barber wished and wished and wished himself into the bank vault, but all it ever got him was soiled underpants and a mild hernia.  AgentQ: Keith was appalled to discover his mutant superpower was the ability to disintegrate sparrows before his very eyes.  Reynard_T_Fox: "Sgt. Guilty, NOOOO!"  Hippie: Man, I love this episode of That's Björk! where Björk's accidentally trapped Natalie Merchant in the closet and has to get her out without Peter Gabriel knowing!  Jazzsoda: "Report, Sergeant!" "Dad, you've got a bad fever, you're home sick." "I'm takin' this tank over the next rise, gonna bop me some Jerries!" "Daaaad!" *bed fires actual round, destroys kitchen* "Daaaaaaad!"  QuietGiant: Those folks in San Antonio sure do take their salsa seriously  TyranosaurisRex: "I'm ready for my prostate exam doc! OK, this time no glove man! NO GLOVE!!"  Generik: When he gets tired of that big mole on his cheek, he just yanks it off and sticks it up on the wall there for a night to air it out and allow himself to shave at least once a week.  teambanzai: Dust buster? You mean it's not a gun? Well then what is my kid cleaning up the spilled Cheerios with? Oh my.  Generik: "The doctor gave me three weeks to live. I hope they're in August."  AgentQ: "Christ, where can a guy go to get a good eye washing?" "Dude, it's right on the sign." "Like I can read it. Hello? I need an eye washing? Idiot?"  Shanky: They told him to *kill the lights*. |
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