 Seltaeb: His tie is currently loading... |  GersonK: All your computer really understands is a series of ones, zeroes, and hieroglyphs of chickens |  Seltaeb: What XFL uniforms would've looked like by the fifth year.  GizM: Ann Coulter?  JediClone: "By the Power of Derivative Merchandising I am legally distinct from Conaaaaaaaaaan!" *lightning, dollar signs*  Reynard_T_Fox: "I HAVE THE-OH SHIT!" *CHOMP* Seltaeb: There has to be an easier way to recharge my iPod...  HanoverF: .oO(Oh shit, that better not be the Mystery Mobile. I am so Fucked)  Meldrick: Seems Filmation took some liberties with their version of the Nativity.  Generik: "My head-starfish wants to fuck your head-starfish until the arms fall off and regenerate themsleves." "...Oh! Well... okay..."  Jazzsoda: "What? What the fuck does some fruity little flying Jawa know about dying Easter Eggs? Step aside, shitbird, and let me get my thing on."  HanoverF: Whoa is this the episode where Skeletor pops the question to He-Man? I thought Regan banished this from planet earth!  Hippie: Ha-ha! I can deflect your rays of death no problem, Skeletor! I--oh, shit. Right into the pre-school yard. Sorry 'bout that, folks. Innocents always pay the price when Skeletor's up to his old shit.  Jazzsoda: Finally, I've been dying to cap this Smashing Pumpkins animated Christmas for years!  Reynard_T_Fox: "BY THE POWER OF CASUAL FRIDAY!"  Generik: BattleCat takes a well-deserved BattleCrap.  Hippie: Oh, yeah... Original Gameboy likes his junk, doesn't he? You're such a smack whore, Gameboy.  Reynard_T_Fox: *BARTENDERBOT IS INITIATING LISTENING-TO-PATHETIC-STORY PROGRAM* *click* *whir* *HAVING-A-ROUGH-DAY?* *click* "WE'VE-ALL-BEEN-THERE-MAN* *click*  Hippie: Hello, Commodore support? Yeah, I've got a problem getting Lode Runner to work on my system. What do you mean "There's no Commodore support"? Get me your supervisor! Oh, I suppose SHE doesn't exist now!  Reynard_T_Fox: When the sun rises and shines through the hole in the wall and off the elaborate set of mirrors, whatever country it hits on the big map is where the Bush administration will send troops next.  AgentQ: "I asked her her name and in a reverbed voice she said Nova, N-O-V-A, Nova..."  Seltaeb: 2-bit grayscale shirt.  Jazzsoda: "Dude?! What the fuck? I thought you said you weren't gonna attack Kamatchka!" "Our alliance has outlived its usefulness. Taste my dice, bitch!"  HanoverF: Thanks to DVD extras we now get to see behind the scene shots of Emilio Estevez without his skinsuit on |
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