 GizM: "Buy our product or we'll drill this bitch." "HEY!" "Dog. I meant, we'll find a dog." |  Hippie: CAW CAW! *Alan takes off flying* *How could you not send money to an inventor that insane? |  WEIRD_1: Next you cut your tanned human skin into the patterns needed to make the jacket.  keogh: High-fives: The second most common cause of fingerless shop teachers.  Reynard_T_Fox: I don't think that miniature zen garden we got Jeff is helping him relax.  GersonK: You can't fool me! Those are the same thing! Time is money! Black is white! Cheese is bacon!  JediClone: "J-15" "You sunk my bathtub!" GersonK: Grout, J'accuse!  Jazzsoda: "Who says you can't have cable TV in the shitter? Not MultiMaster!" *Vwwwwrrrr*  E_asterB_unnyA_ttack: ...of course we consider double-edged razors tainted with AIDS and springloaded to mousetraps to be power tools so consider that in your safety assessment...  kilroy105: "That chair? I did that! That desk? I did that! That woman?" "Watch it!" "Yes, honey."  Meldrick: With a name like Wood Worker, his options were somewhat limited  Reynard_T_Fox: Three hours later, Melinda would denounce the stud finder as "flagrant false advertising".  Meldrick: "Thanks to your product, people no longer confuse me with Grimmace."  Hippie: Of those 18 minutes, I bet the sculptor spent 15 on the tits.  Reynard_T_Fox: Well, there's one way to get toned, just do some reps with the box with all that shit in it.  JediClone: The Night Ann Coulter's Makeup Defected  Jazzsoda: Dude, I created a new skater for you to try out on Tony Hawk. I think I might finally beat you for once.  HanoverF: Reads so fast his necklace has achieved ludicrous speed.  Jazzsoda: I hate the last level on Pac-Man. You just run around in a circle, nowhere to go, until the ghosts mob up and gangfuck the living shit out of you.  Hippie: Whaddaya need? You caught me in the middle of my work out. You don't get guns like this by wishing for 'em, pencil-neck.  HanoverF: *hair doubles as a 4 slot usb port  Reynard_T_Fox: Then the screen hypnotizes the dryad giving you the opening you need to cut down her tree!  HanoverF: Sad part is she hid a Archie Comic inside the Physics textbook, and she's still flummoxed |
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