 Meldrick: "...then I said 'give the man a hand.' HA! Didn't see him being made into a robocop and coming back and killing me, no, not at all." |  HanoverF: .oO(Wow, this cow sure appriciated being milked) |  Seltaeb: "Tim?" "Yeah, Dale?" "I think we're lost." "Huh?" "That's the Eiffel Tower, right?" "Oh. I was wondering why this straightaway was so long."  keogh: "You did warn me your son was a weird one." "Aw, no, man. The feces throwing, that's nothing unusual. It's when he plays the Star-Spangled Banner out of his ass with a cake funnel, that freaks me out.  Seltaeb: Doug didn't have a unibrow, he had "head pubes."  HanoverF: The first rule of jockey fight club is no laughing, the second rule of jockey fight club is ok maybe a little laughing I mean they're so widdle  Meldrick: Now just imagine him trying to give 'the talk.' Makes you kind of glad the internet is the way it is.  HanoverF: Why is it every girl I meet over craigslist turns out to be Muhammad Ali  Seltaeb: I hear that drinking Ethanol will make your farts smell like popcorn...  Reynard_T_Fox: "Yeah, you call *that* a trophy tapeworm? I bagged a thirty-footer in Oaxaca last year."  keogh: Jockey Patrol, in color. Tonight, Murph and the team trample kids who make fun of their height underhoof. In fact. the whole season's shaping up like that, and rumours of retooling abound.  HanoverF: So I get a little 'excited' when Bill Nye comes on the TV, so sue me!  keogh: The board held its collective breath as the man shrieked for assistance with the Wasp, knocked unconscious in mid-shrink, then they realized he was Overreactor, the X-Man witrh the power of melodrama.  Generik: Charlie has created a solitary world of his own using just jazz hands and sputum.  Jazzsoda: Just because Magneto is trapped in a Plexiglas prison doesn't mean he can't have sleepovers! "Can you be-LIEVE Tommy frenched Rachel?" "Shut UP! He did not!" |