 Generik: "So you want to earn a merit badge in not squeezing the Charmin, eh? Well, I've got just the instructor for you kids." |  Reynard_T_Fox: Should I be worried that his butt is saluting the dinosaur as he salutes the scoutmaster? Is that normal in Japan? |  Jazzsoda: Ernest Borgnine IS The Last Boysnout. What? That's gotta be a typo. Nope, it says "Boysnout" on the DVD case, too. Weird.  Jazzsoda: A skinless chihuahua voting on the relative difficulty of various optical illusions? Is that normal in Japan?  HanoverF: "Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop shooting heroin into my eyeball."  Jazzsoda: My 2% milk came with a tiny Japanese guy drowned in it. Is THAT normal in Japan?  Meldrick: Dangling a dead jellyfish from your pocket... acutally, that is normal for Japan.  Reynard_T_Fox: "Are we not longshoremen?" "We are Longshoredevo." "Are we not longshoremen?" "L-O-N-G-S-H-O-R-E-D-E-V-O." "We're going to have to do something about the chorus."  Generik: The Andres Serrano Memorial Olympic Pissing team visits France? Okay, if you say so.  GersonK: Drinking sperm whale sperm? That's not normal in Japan, but don't tell these two, or we've got nothing for this week's Candid Camera.  Reynard_T_Fox: Hot Scout on Scout Action? All too normal in Japan. Jazzsoda: Boyscouts slow-dancing with old women dressed up like rangers from an Ayn Rand-themed national park? That's as Japanese as sushi pie.  JediClone: *backs up. pulls forward. backs up again. pulls forward again. crams self between Mothra and Godzilla. Ding's Godzilla's bumper. Mothra's alarm goes off.*  Generik: "I'm big in Japan. Then again, so is Tom Waits. But I don't know if you'd call him 'normal' in Japan." Reynard_T_Fox: It was after he started burning all his excrement and wearing that tinfoil hat that I thought it might be time to take Mr. Kit-Kit to the vet.  Meldrick: I have to admit, Gamera catching the space shuttle in his teeth was pretty cool.  GersonK: As normal as a rape tentacle.  Jazzsoda: Giant bee-themed parade floats distributing milk and honey to the masses? Japanormal.  Reynard_T_Fox: Crowds gathering for M*A*S*H-themed tailgate parties? Well...that's more a Korea thing, really. GersonK: There's a wardrobe malfunction at the half time show! The alien's tentacle wasn't strong enough to rip the schoolgirl's panties.  Jazzsoda: Japan's greatest minds gather to figure out a solution to the giant-turtle menace. Crazy Schoolgirl Dance Party breaks out. Thousands die.  Reynard_T_Fox: Hot stewardesses? *Ab*normal for Japan. Just look at those guys stare disapprovingly. Women over 18 showing off? Disgraceful.  Jazzsoda: At the DMV in Japan, before they'll renew your driver's license you have to count the clogged nozzles in a shower head while a DMV technician rocks out to the Boredoms.  GersonK: Boyscouts delivering gigantic pieces of fruit leather to interoffice mailboxes? As normal as an eel wrapped in a octopus with a chocolate glaze.  Jazzsoda: Studying shark behavior by locking one safely in a diving cage in the middle of the room while scientists stand around and take notes? Utterly Japanormal.  Reynard_T_Fox: Oh no, the bees are waggle-grinding. Cover the kids' eyes.  Jazzsoda: She didn't blind me with science, but I have to admit her tits did hypnotize me a little.  JediClone: "I choose you Tentaclelustaroo!" *blinding flash* *repeatedly raped* *opposing Pokemon sneaks out of building in a hurry*  GersonK: Giant Turtle Nudist Magazines? Normal, just as long as they blur the pubes.  Reynard_T_Fox: .oO(If I hide behind Whistler's dead mother, they won't see me.)  GersonK: "We are the hot dog men!"  Jazzsoda: Ever wonder what would happen if you raised a pigeon from birth on nothing but Gatorade? No? Hmm. Okaaaay, well don't look out the window. Geez. Awwwwwkwaaaaaard.  Reynard_T_Fox: A very jet-lagged Gamera staggers through LAX with his neck pillow on.  GersonK: Using your vanquished foe as combination Jet-Ski & Real Doll? As Japanormal as forgetting the war. (too far?)  Meldrick: "OK, I'm a fierce monster, just stop laughing and flip me back over already."  Jazzsoda: "You smell somethin', Yoshi?" "Shhhh. There's a giant monster around here somewhere. Let's hide in this cavern that looks like a big turtle's asshole." "Why are we speaking English?" |
