 MMVIIeldrick: See? All you people who called Jersey the asshole of the world, apologise now. |  GersonK: (mel - I'm very sorry about Jersey being the asshole of the world.) |  MoldLangSyne: "Prepare to land on -- what's this planet, again?" "Pregnancia." *sound of squealing brakes, ship does a quick u-turn, speeds away*  Stiggo629: Of course your spaceship knows which way to go. You don't think we'd let a drugged out hippie pilot a $25 million piece of machinery, do you?  MoldLangSyne: "I AM IRON LUNG!" "Cut it out, Steve."  ReynaurdLangSyne: That right there is the number one reason I wanted to be an astronaut when I was growing up. Ceiling-mounted zero gravity toilets.  Happy_Q_Year: The United States Of Your Local Library was a quiet country, and wars generally only broke out when books in the children's section of the country were accused of promoting witchcraft. JediClone: o/' and i'd produly sit down/on my ass in my cubicle today/ 'cause I'm just a tool for corprate clowns/ who own the U-S-Ayyyyyyyy!  ReynaurdLangSyne: Unfortunately, just when they were on the verge of a breakthtough in our knowledge of Ares, he came in and slaughtered everyone and burned down the facility.  JediClone: o/'- the disc, the disc is on fire!/ We dont need no Norton/ Let the motherfucker burn! MoldLangSyne: ...The disc! The disc is bulged out! We don't need no water, let the motherf**ker rupture!  Shanky: "Graphics centering by...."  MoldLangSyne: Say what you will, but few others had a mastery of 'Family Feud' poses quite like the Schroeders.  Happy_Q_Year: Darren had one of those beds shaped like a car when he was a kid. He never grew out of that phase.  Jazzsolution: Janine loved to pick up hitchhikers on her tractor, and leave out the bit about how she was hauling sharks.  MMVIIeldrick: "I'm here to report, NASA has spent millions of dollars and thousands of hours, and we still can't figure out the NFL team playoff system."  Shanky: "How would you like some Chiefs playoff tickets? Hop in , little lady!"  MoldLangSyne: "Let's see, purt' near every other team has to lose, we have to win, I have to work this pump three times an hour while standing on my head for the Chiefs to make the playoffs. Playoffs, here we come!  Stiggo629: You're a Chiefs fan? I've never seen one of those before. Sure, I've heard about them, but I though Jeb was just telling tall tales  MMVIIeldrick: She's a cow with dreams of playing center for the Kansas City Chiefs, in Invincible 2: Moo Harder. Stiggo629: The Chiefs, playing against a cow, still manage to miss the playoffs [Editor's Note: Over the next two days, the Chiefs made the playoffs, and Boise State defeated Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl. God was unavailable for comment.]
 Stiggo629: Yeah, my car broke down, and the farmer's letting me sleep in the barn tonight, and he told me to stay away from his daughter. No, this isn't some kind of a joke!  HanoverF: Some people think OCD is a bad thing, but just look at that, Jim can light a small room with just the palm of his hand  ReynaurdLangSyne: "Soon as ah'm done sweeping all the chickens outta the barn, wanna go to the Dirt-Fil-A?"  Happy_Q_Year: "Fine, I'll show you how to pressure-point fight so you'll quit hounding me about it. If I poke this pressure point HERE, it paralyzes your whole body. See?" "Mmph." "Good." *leaves*  Shanky: "That's funny , I don't feel China."  Jazzsolution: Dammit, Hank was all fired up for a killer round of cow-tipping, until he reached in his pocket and came up with nothing but loose change. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||