 Hippie: Kevin Federline heads back into the studio. (Y'see...? Not saying he's... really white or anything... but... get it? It's all... aw, fuck it) |  AgentQ: The Venus Mantrap lured in unsuspecting victims with its specially evolved "prone female" decoy. |  Reynard_T_Fox: "Better watch what you do, the walls have eyes. Well, just the one. And I suppose we could just hang a towel over it. But my point stands." "And that is?" "What is this, an inquisition?"  Agent_Moldy: Gloria Estefan was concerned: "You two, outside with no hats on. You want the rhythm to get you?"  Hippie: Suddenly, while Rick mourned his lost love, his fist decided to take revenge on him, out of nowhere, for wearing that rattail all through junior high.  Reynard_T_Fox: The square clouds get noticably nervous at the arrival of a punk cloud.  Hippie: Hey! Is that Kevin Federline, right outside my office? Wow! I'm going to get his wife's autograph!  Agent_Moldy: "Poor schmuck." "You mean, the rhythm...?" "No, he didn't shake his body, do the conga. Stupid, stupid man."  Mr_Grant: Gay marriage comes to Utah.  Jazzsoda: The wine-rack lure worked perfectly. By the time Gladys, Phil and Dr. Cooper noticed Jimmy's shark fin, he was already snout-deep in their breadbaskets. Advantage: Fish!  Mr_Grant: "Hello, I'm Bob Air Breather Hope. It sure is great to be here in the Sargasso Sea. I haven't seen aqualungs this big since Dorothy Lamour at Catalina. But lemme tell ya..."  GersonK: "You want to know what Aywon is an anagram of?" "No way." "No, come on, let me tell ya."  JediClone: Little Rob Horner sat in a corner/ Looking for gals to lay/ Along came an actress who got on his matress/ For a role she was willing to pay  Seltaeb: "The waitress said they were out of doggie bags, so I said that's okay, I'll just wear my pancakes."  Jazzsoda: Tex had to lay the horses down and skid around the corner on his own knee, but thankfully they were able to narrowly avoid encountering Kevin Federline.  JediClone: Kevin Federline IS Britney Spears AS The Trailer Park Madonna! Coming soon to a tabloid near you!  Hippie: First rule of Nude Club: DO NOT talk about nude club! Second rule: Always jump up and down on your clothes doing the naked dance. Third rule: DO NOT talk about nude club!  Jazzsoda: The cavalry was right around the corner, but thankfully Don knew the location of Brando's secret getaway car, sculpted out of rich creamery butter oh fuck.  AgentQ: "That's amazing! I've never had my hand Federlined before." "And you never will again!" *salesman disappears in a puff of smoke* Jazzsoda: Everybody loves the San Fernando Valley's leading discount diamond ring wholesaler, Off Ice! Would you believe 30% off? 40% off? Not 50% off!  JediClone: Whatcha gonna do brother! When Hulkahairline runs off on you?  Seltaeb: I thought Mike Love would make for an interesting guest on my talk show, but all he did ws clip his toenails for ten minutes.  HanoverF: For all Joe's grimey hippy looks, his shirt is a remarkably clean shade of Federline, and I think it's spreading to his arm  Jazzsoda: Jesus, you owe Art Alexakis twenty bucks and he starts showing up in all your old childhood family films, snorting up all your blow.  Reynard_T_Fox: "Uncle Moby's here!" "Hey kids. Who wants to hear some repetitive piano line over an old sample?" "ME! ME!"  Generik: "Me and my small tribe of chin-bees want some honey with our half-caf double latte! BZZZZZ, motherfucker!!" HanoverF: It's a bit unnerving when the plumber comes to install the cut rate garbage disposal and puts Kirstie Alley under your sink, but the savings make up for it  Jazzsoda: "What's the matter, Dan? Stay out too late drinkin' last night? Too Federline in here for you?" "*buuuuurp* Bitch, don't get all contrasty with me this early in the morning."  Hippie: Mmm! Honey-flavored apostrophes! Orangey bass clefs! Delicious blueberry amputated crosses! Kicky cherry triangles with erections! And chalky tasty toilets! You'll love Willy Wonka's Candy Droppings!  HanoverF: New Phillip Morris brand Cigarette Blinds, now with more nicotine  Seltaeb: "Do you know how long it takes to pass a fire sprinkler through your system? Three days. Trust me."
|  Seltaeb: "Now then, can you guess how long it takes for a house's electrical system to pass through one's system?" |