 d_cat_chopra: okay, but this is the last time. the snakes in spain are mainly on the plane. now leave me alone, will ya? |  Hippie: When you race paint cans, believe me, nobody wins. Okay, in sealed rooms, huffers win. But that's the exception that proves the rule. |  Reynard_T_Fox: Everyone looked on in glee as another maid fell for the old "shopping bags full of cement" trick, completely ignoring the dark genie emerging from the flower vase, very unamused...  HanoverF: Snakes in a Frame! Run!  Agent_Moldy: "Hey! Hey, get this one! Brakes on a train! I... I'm not very funny, am I..."  Hippie: Merv, I'm afraid I'm closing this chapter of the Village People fanclub. Let's face it, we can't even get nothing going! *But I made goddamn snacks! SNACKS!!!  HanoverF: Emeril had to open his big mouth and insult Chucks Cheeze Whiz on Tin Foil, now there's gonna have to be a stabbing  Jazzsoda: Most staring contests didn't involve this many blows to the groin, but Bill cheated at nearly everything in life.  Generik: "Geometry, gentlemen; geometry and gambling. Stakes on the plane."  Reynard_T_Fox: Everybody watched tensely as that Guiness-record winning 45th Percodan dangled from Ed's lower lip...  HanoverF: All Jake had was a skin flake and what he thought might be a pubic hair, but for some reason he was going to go all in  Jazzsoda: Sure, Ron only had a 24-hour flu, but they'd been waiting four long months to shoot somebody out the torpedo tubes. Generik: "Gimme five! I never been on a stretcher before! This is COOL!!"  HanoverF: Snakes in a drain(age pipe)! But which one?!  Reynard_T_Fox: No one ever suspected that Jill was actually a bunraku puppet.  Seltaeb: I really didn't expect Ed Asner's cameo on the latest Cinemax After Dark feature...  Jazzsoda: Jack's karmic punishment for hiring a soon-to-be-crippled commoner to take his place in the Korean War was to cast the shadow of a soldier for the rest of his days.  Seltaeb: The splitscreen multiplayer mode from Rockstar's upcoming Grand Theft Business Traveler. Officially endorsed by Days Inn.  Jazzsoda: Worst. Trust Exercise. Ever.  Hippie: You wouldn't believe it, but Kip Winger is still occasionally assaulted by fans, even while wearing disguises and vacationing in 1954.  Generik: Slices, dices and Juliennes fingers faster than you can set your sleeve on fire with a candle. Call now! Operators and firemen are standing by!  Jazzsoda: "Way to recover from that drunken 'Thelma & Louise FIEND' tattoo, Rick." "Thanks, dude!"  Seltaeb: Yeah, not many people remember when the Portland Catacombs won those back-to-back Super Bowls in the early 70's.  Generik: "Snakes in the motherfucking drain! Come on, Roto-Rooter!"  JediClone: "I find that my chair is very silly. Case dismissed!" Reynard_T_Fox: I don't know when the trend of bunraku puppeteers "pimping" out their black shrouds started, but it's really starting to get in the way of the performances. JediClone: "The court will now hear the decision of the bribe- uh, uh, the bribing of the jur- er... The court will now hear from the man seated in back with the large paper bags full of-DAMMIT!"  keogh: "Your honor, we cannot convict anyone of anything if you keep sneezing into the evidence ba...dammit, judge! Are you listening? With respect, you just freed the Hillside Strangler."  Reynard_T_Fox: The vote was unanimous with only the smell of fresh-baked pie (lower left) abstaining. It then levitated everyone into the next room and the meeting was adjourned.  keogh: Dude, no...you use that to...that's the tube...you sniff...see the powder there? Man, my parents are lame. |