SheriffQ:
...just stepped into Elizabeth Taylor's key light. Man, is she gonna be pissed. Say, is this still a Western? I'd hate to have my joke handle on a non-Western image! That would be silly!
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TheWacoClone:
"GreatWhiteClone"...no... "CaptainJedhab"...no... "CloneMeIshmael"... This IS how Moby Dick starts, isnt it?
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Reynard_T_Fox:
Great, what's my theme handle for this one gonna be? Kunta KintRey? Will I ever be let on IS again?
The_widow_keogh:
"Remember, Rollins, I pay your salary. I can order you to play Frisbee."
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HippieTubman:
Edgar R. Finster is about to pave the way for hats of the future when he takes out a piece of charcoal and scribbles "Titty Inspector" across his hatband.
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Reynard_Tomatocatsup_Fox:
The exclusive club reserved for captioneers with 57 or more handles.
TheWacoClone:
The hell? And just as I was about to switch to JediWashingtonCarver!
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HanoverF:
Vanity Handles begone, tremble in the face of the Members Only Trio of the Phantom Zone!
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AgentQ:
(Jedi: Hell, I was this close to switching to UndergroundQuailroad. It's probably for the best that the show got changed.)
And Back To, Er, Normal
HanoverF:
Gah, someone get Gamera some braces allready
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Hippie:
Ladies and Gentlemen, a special welcome goes out to our visiting football fans from the 2006 Albino Convention...
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JediClone:
*puts bucket on head* *bends 90 degrees at the waist* *looks at an angle via a mirror* "Ohhhhh! GAMERA!"
Hippie:
I always knew you'd be the one to blend me, Robbie. At least do me the honor of drinking me over crushed ice, old nemesis...
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Reynard_T_Fox:
Looks like the Jesus fish slipped out of Jim's ear. See, it's like a Babel fish, only it translates scientific information into stilted 'proofs' of Biblical creation.
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AgentQ:
After telling everyone that "this town isn't big enough for the two of us," Jed learns that a town of one is a very lonely thing indeed.
Hippie:
Bette Davis paper caught another one! *Why, if I weren't stuck to this actress paper-- *But you ARE, Bette! You are stuck to the actress paper!
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keogh:
Remember when we used to joke that Arnold's smoking habit was so bad he'd grab a butt out of a urine-filled gutter? We're not laughing any more.
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AgentQ:
"Hey, want to hear me fart 'We'll Meet Again'?" "No, no, emphatically no, WE SAID NO!" *pfft pfft pff-fft* "Those aren't even notes. You're terrible at this! Here, let me show you how it's done."
HanoverF:
New Heinz brand Chlorophyl, It'll knock your socks off!* (Not responsible for missing socks, or hymens)
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AgentQ:
Rebellious teen Johnny Shot wasn't about to open his mouth to eat, like all the other squares.
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Jazzsoda:
The fact that the book of Little Shop of Horrors has no writing, just big paper teeth, is pretty funny until it bites your dick off.
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