 GersonK: "Go ahead and punch the numbers into my calcucrotch, Jimmy." |  Hippie: Hey, Lefty... are you flirting? Stay away from him, you bewitching devil! He's mine! |  AgentQ: Jimmy creeped out the other kids enough just by looking like a refugee from the Village of the Damned, but it was the way he'd snap up flies with his froglike, albino tongue that really scared 'em.  Reynard_T_Fox: Public schools in the future will, of course, have to make do with Soylent Brown. Made from old folks' pets.  Hippie: Say... what did happen to Jazzsoda, Gerson?  Agent_Moldy: "Got the Deliverance family's Real Dolls just about finished?" "Puttin' the last of the purty mouths on as we speak."  GersonK: "Meat. Meat. Finger. Meat. Live skunk. Meat. Copies of TekWar. Meat...."  Reynard_T_Fox: Oh my god...*hurk*...Jazz! And there goes Occupant! And Laserblast! *creak* oh shit...uh, sorry, Mr. Gerson, must have gotten seperated from the tour- *SLICE* *thud*  Hippie: Okay, now dental records are coming down the line... Gerson, I demand to know what happened to Jazzsoda! Enough of these games!  AgentQ: First they danced in the video to "Sledgehammer," then they wound up on the receiving end of one.  HanoverF: New Hippie brand Kielbasa: Asks too many questions... what kind of copy is that?  Hippie: Here at DQ, we're making hot dog history by bringing you the 30-footer! Can you eat the whole thing? Do you hate yourself enough to try it?  JediClone: Occupant! Noooooooo!  AgentQ: Mean science pranks #41: When you adjust the focus, a small needle extends up through the eyepiece! Boy, won't he be seeing red! Hippie: We'd probably get a lot more done if we didn't have these coffins blocking the way. *Yeah, but without them, we'd forget our own mortality. It's a give and take.  Meldrick: "Sure, I lost some parts working in the rendering plant. But I still made it to retirement."  Reynard_T_Fox: "This is delicious, Ethel! Very...jazzy. And hip." "Mine tastes kinda...foxy."  AgentQ: Floyd inspects the Artanas carcass at Gerson's Capper Meat Horror Shop. Behind him you can see Dibbley, Geier and MadSigntist.  GersonK: Woo. Packers. Hippie: Whoever these guys work for, He likes his Smirnoffs...  JediClone: "I heard the cloneflanks are a little dry and stale" "well, they've been in the freezer forever"  Agent_Moldy: Just be glad your meat's not Moldy. HA!  Hippie: That's the cheapest part of Hippie, if you're in the market. There's a lot of it. -- (Ouch. I hurt my own feelings)  AgentQ: Yes. (1) Who are you?, (2) How did you get in my room?, and (3) Will you please put the knife down? Hippie: I've got one. What if you want to study your paramecium while taking a trip to Montana... oh. Oh, nevermind.  Reynard_T_Fox: "And here's a particularly uptight turkey." "Any chance I could read that paper some time today?" "If you can read it through all the turkeys, yes."  Hippie: I caught a troll doll and a preying mantis. I don't know what the fuck happened, but after I jarred them, this was all that left in the morning. |