 WaffleKing: Yup, that's the ugly tree right behind me. Been up and down that thing a few times. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Upon seeing the fairy, Betty and Billy could think only black thoughts...see, right above their heads there. |
 WaffleKing: Hello. I'm the Period Fairy. I'll be visiting every month. |
WaffleKing: Hello Period Fairy, how come I haven't seen you in three months? "Ask your boyfriend about that." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Panning for ugly. Looks like she's doing pretty well for herself. |
 Seltaeb: "Okay honey, okay! I'll water the front lawn! Sheesh!" |
 HanoverF: Kinda a strange thing to think after Titanic just sunk, but appearance is everything |
Seltaeb: "The flailing arms and desperate screaming for baby Jesus to take me away will surely be a dead giveaway." |
Generik: They might also find out that he's been rimming Rush Limbaugh if he doesn't wipe that ring of fecal matter off his cheeks. [Editor's Note: *VOMIT*] |
 amycamus: I licked a cab drivers neck. Just to try it. And doc - it didn't go so well. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: And his wasp waist and firm behind distracts the other team. |
 amycamus: It was a rather terribly akward way to disengage from their first fisting tryst. [Editor's Note: *VOMIT* again] |
 keogh: "That's because you've never ventured into Brando's ass," retorted Ron. His voice dropped lower, almost inaudible. "I have. I have seen things that will curl your hair." [Editor's Note: *hurk*...no, I'm numb now.] |
 HanoverF: Pete attaches a rider to raise funds for killing puppies and kills the swimming bill in committee |
 Seltaeb: Make sure they don't ask your ex-girlfriend? |
 Meldrick: Everyone could still see him clearly. Pete cursed the army surplus people. Camoflage indeed. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: The one hope he clings to is that no one has noticed his lousy combover yet. |
keogh: Ron had to be...dealt with. Dealt with permanently. Pete knew how. Pete had killed before... |
 Meldrick: "Mr Wells, I'm being sucked into the dark void just below the water over here, HELP!" |
Generik: "And for sure I won't go 'Round the World! And I won't Teabag... well, I might Teabag, with the right guy..." |
 keogh: Just lifting the speargun while staying afloat would take all Pete's skill and strength. Soon the waters would billow with blood...but water washes away all sins. |
 HanoverF: Unfortunelty, Pete was swimming in the contaminated East River, and had begun growing feathers, insuring they would infact be calling him chicken for the rest of his short sad life.... |
 keogh: Pete knew it would require a delicate hand to finalize the bomb's detonator without...wait. We're done with that bit? Maybe. But Pete isn't... |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Aw come on, Mr. Johnson, we were just gonna summon a little tiny demon." |