 Hippie: Vertical Man stands into action! Higher, higher! But will he be tall enough to escape the Silent Hill monster just behind the door? |
 Meldrick: What's Alfred Hitchcock doing here? "Shut up bitch, Alfred Hitchcock goes where he wants!" And that would be? "The nearest buffet." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Vertical Man is really elevating his game. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "I simply adore your jacket." "Thanks, I call it 'The Fat Man and The Little Boy'." |
 HanoverF: "Rex gets shotgun, don't take it the wrong way kid, but he's man's best friend, and you're just a mistake from sleeping with your mother." |
 keogh: Vertical Man's Nemesis, Squat Boy, lorded over his gang with an iron fist. Anyone taller than him a) had to crouch, and b) had better have a non-cheesy "compacting Vertical Man" scheme. |
 Meldrick: "Give it up Tom, your 'quivering palm' doesn't affect my 'Fur of +5 protection.'" |
 SilentFilmStar: Jeremy got caught during his criminal acts so often, he just went ahead and put on the uniform to save time. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "What's going on, Jesse?" "I'm training my fanny pack to cast my shadow." |
 Jazzsoda: Stuffy Niles didn't realize this was one of those nursing homes where they cut off your tie and nail it to the wall. And scalp ya. And steal your cigarettes. And dignity. Rough place. |
 Hippie: Yes, I rented my office space in the post-apocalyptic future. Saves a lot of money. Well, I don't care if you don't understand. It's like why I shave half my head. It's part of my 5-year plan. |
 HanoverF: Isn't that always the way it goes, urinate on a few corpses and suddenly its a federal matter |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Unfortunately, Louie missed with his hypnosis beam and gave Jimmy bad sinus congestion. |
 AgentQ: Noted pussy Lippy McGee was such a pussy that he got brain-freezes from sucking on lollipops, the pussy. |
 Hippie: Say! That does make you wonder! *No, Tim! Don't wonder! Your injury-- *head snaps, rolls off* |
 Jazzsoda: It was only when I stumbled out of the trailer park the next morning seriously hungover that I realized it never was a trailer park, and now I was three states over and late as fuck for work. |
 AgentQ: You're traveling into another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and of sound but of smell. Oh, the smell. Your next stop: Grandma's house. Quit complaining, she only sees you twice a year. |
 Seltaeb: "It's not the size of the chef's hat, but how well you stir the stew!" "Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, buster." |
 Hippie: When Truman really wanted to nail some ass, he wore his shirt with the diamond-cut neckline. No woman could resist his pure white untanned hairless chest. |
 Seltaeb: Somebody tell me that they also see Richard Kind's disembodied head floating over the gravy bowl. Please... |
 AgentQ: It was always so embarrasing when Ken would get up from the dinner table only to find the tablecloth got caught on his belt buckle. |
 Jazzsoda: Time for another spellbinding game of rock, paper, scissors, steeple, horse, seagull, vagina, cup 'o milk, mouth, octopus, thumb's up! |
 AgentQ: "Giant toilet paper roll totally beats accordion and you know it!" "Guys, can we get back to basics and just do 'rock paper scissors' from now on?" "You're just mad cuz I used 'supernova' that time!" |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Another victim of the forced-perspective wallpaper on the door. *thud* |
 AgentQ: The cool thing about having living, organic walls, is the way it can spontaneously grow furniture, like this table, on demand. |
 HanoverF: An English Degree and 25 cents: Where's my Latte, Bitch? |
 Seltaeb: This is my finger. Any questions? |
 Jazzsoda: "Dad?" *snooooort* "More coffee!" "Dad, don't you have enough cups? And I think you coke habit ha-" "MORE COFFEE, BITCH! And three more trays of meatloaf while you're in there!" |  Seltaeb: It's actually ZZ Top's beard trimmings. That's what you get for buying generic. |
 AgentQ: Christ's second coming came in a form nobody expected. |
 Seltaeb: This is my other finger. Any more questions? |
 AgentQ: Some people think you don't need a lifeguard in the middle of the forest. People are stupid. |
 HanoverF: Nice to know chicken wire also works on twerps and pansys |